SIL is ACTUALLY in labour now, so I’m looking after the three youngest kids on my own. Ordered a dominos, it took 2 hours to arrive. The shops a 10 minute drive away but I couldn’t leave the house with the kids as I’ve got no car. I rang and they kept saying it was on its way and I just asked to cancel it because it’s be cold, and the guy was like if it’s shit we’ll just give you a refund. Driver turned up with it, stone cold and TOLD ME TO FUCK OFF because it took me like a minute to open the door because I had to get the dogs in another room. Rang up to say yes it is shit and told no refund as “the driver is with me and said the postcode you gave was wrong” told him the postcode was right, and he said I was wrong? So I was like fuck it, your driver told me to fuck off and they just put he phone down 🙃🙃
The Late Show’s Doin Her Best Barbie in response to Mattel’s ‘Shero Collection’ crafted after real iconic women for International Women’s Day | LSSC | 2018.03.08
i love doin her best barbie and i want her to be real
I love her and I’m proud of her for dumping Jason’s ass and wearing pants. Keep on keepin’ on, girl.
John Mulaney grew up in Chicago in the 80s. You know who else did?
Kevin McCallister.
You know why Kevin was so good at defending the house? Judging by his resourcefulness and creativity with the traps, Kevin definitely attended Detective J.J. Bittenbinder’s “Street Smarts” assemblies in school. In this essay I will
I’m at this point of sorting all my shit out / rearranging my room, and my sister in laws gone into labour so it’s gonna be left like this for probably 2 days while I look after her other kids
Tuesday Dec 12 @ 12:53am
